How did this little thing grow up to become...
This huge monster?
She would really prefer to live inside with us since she "imprinted" on me from such a young age.
She's beautiful, majestic and proud. She also beats up on the dogs and chickens. Insert frowny face. She recently killed my favorite chicken so we've had to build her a new special place that allows her free range of our property. This free range does not include inside our house but today we had a bit of a heat wave and had all the doors open and she just waddled in to the house. I didn't have the heart to kick her out. Until she crapped ALL over the floor.
p.s. do you see all those laundry baskets lining the hallway? I currently have 8 loads to fold. That's not too bad right. Right?